So I decided to get something to eat. I went outside, hopped over the gate and started walking to the gas station and KFC. It was a beautiful day. Seriously. Everything looked like a digital picture looks after you’re used to seeing Polaroids. Even the sounds were amazing today. I kicked a nail and it made a beautiful clang everywhere. My hot wings were great. My coleslaw was great. This was all thanks to Russian Java Monster energy drinks. Be genetically different.